Tommy and Dave, babysitters for a violent crime boss, while away the hours playing Cluedo, eating Chinese food, and wondering what's going to happen to the man tied up in the cupboard. Their job is simple: lie low, keep watch, and await instructions. But when their orders finally come through, boredom turns to mayhem as the pair are plunged into a hilarious, blood-fuelled nightmare with disastrous consequences. A rip-roaring black comedy. Winner of Best Play at the Durham Drama Festival 2013. 'Utterly hilarious... Undeniable masterpiece' ★★★★★ TheBubble.org.uk. 'Shockingly gruesome' ★★★★★ DurhamTheatreReview.com.